Cory Provus, Minnesota

cory_provusCory Provus, PbP/Clr, MN – Rookie year: 2009. Smooth jazz voice that isn’t smooth enough to make it work. Voice needs to age a decade or two to distinguish itself from any random college basketball announcer – currently about as interesting as his face would suggest. Whiskey and cigarettes would help.  Temporary excitement feels forced.  Classic replacement level announcer, could work any market and be unspectacular. Seems to feel superior to his boothmate, Danny Gladden.

Quotes: … honestly, he just calls the game.

Sit in a lawn chair in the mid-July sun, drink domestic beer, sneak in a few naps rating: 2 buds, 2(-) naps. Total Score: 0

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